"First World Problems" by benchen71

Can you storm the castle by getting across the MOAT? A weekly meta crossword constructed by forum member Ben (aka benchen71). These metas range from relatively easy to more challenging, depending on how many Australianisms he puts in them! Puzzles are posted in a new thread every Tuesday, with nudges appearing on Saturdays, and the solution coming out on Mondays. (At least, that's the plan. Given he lives in Australia, and they are so far ahead of the US time-zone-wise, things may get posted early!)
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"First World Problems" by benchen71

#1

Post by benchen71 »

Welcome to...

benchen71's Metas on a Tuesday (MOAT)

Can you storm the castle by getting across the MOAT? There are some very funny first world problems memes out there: "I have three monitors connected to my computer, and I can't find my mouse cursor!" (see https://www.boredpanda.com/first-world- ... s-twitter/ for some more). You will face your own first world problems in this meta puzzle. May you find your way to the meta answer, which in this case is a real problem, not a first world problem.

The easiest way to submit is on Crosshare (and you get instant feedback and unlimited attempts!) But you can also PM me with your submission. Either way, I'll compile a list of those who successfully solve the meta.

First World Problems - Online Form
First World Problems - PUZ
First World Problems - PDF
First World Problems - spreadsheet

Nudges are here.
The solution is here.

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#2

Post by Schmeel »

MOAT's crossed.
Thanks for the puzzle!
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#3

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Clip-clopped across the moat. That was an enjoyable solve!
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#4

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Took just the right amount of noodling, but moat crossed, castle stormed. Thanks Ben!

After solving this "world" challenge, I return to deciphering where Wendy is in it!
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#5

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I think I see where this is supposed to be going, but I'm wandering in the land of too many choices.

Edit: Oh never mind! I see what I was supposed to see!
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#6

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Fun stuff, thanks. Pretty much breezed through except one little stall.
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#7

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Crossed the moat.
That was a toughie for me. Was glad to finally catch on! Thanks, Ben.

Now, back to trying to figure out Wendy’s MMM.
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Made it by the velvet ropes --
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Thanks for the interesting puzzle, Ben!
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#9

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:crossed_swords: :rabbit: :european_castle: Clever meta, Ben. And a reminder to put my own first-world problems in perspective. Thanks!
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#10

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Fun one to solve. Thanks Ben!
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Post by MikeyG »

Very important to put things in perspective. Thanks, Ben, for the reminder - and for a great puzzle as well!
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#12

Post by lbray53 »

Crossed the MOAT. I had an inkling of what to do with the
starred entries but could not make it work. I took my recumbent trike out for a couple of hours and figured out what it had to be and where to find it. Great meta. Better message.
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#13

Post by woozy »

Nice and very distinct AHA moment.
So I just plain couldn't get my meta based on "Up the Down Staircase" to work.

My challenge it to constructors is to make a meta where the meta, theme or metanism is "Up the Down Staircase".
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#14

Post by Berto »

Moat crossed!
Thanks, Ben!
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#15

Post by HeadinHome »

Wendy’s Monday puzz, check. Ben’s Tuesday puzz, moat crossed. Josh’s tomorrow.

Yep, first world. Grateful.
The other Wendy. :roll:
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#16

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Across the MOAT and languishing within the castle walls. Got lucky and saw my way immediately. Nice job Ben!
NUDGES!I am always willing to give nudges where needed; metas should be about fun, not frustration. Send me what you have done so far because often you are closer than you think!
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#17

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24 hours in, and here's the first batch of successful solvers:

Schmeel
boharr
Hector
whimsy
Meg
rjy
kurtalert
Carolyn
DIS
woozy
hoover
ajk
Laura M
imontoo
Tyrpmom
KayW
heidi
Pair O Ducks
JM
Mikey G
lbray53
Darrell
markhr
BarbaraK
Berto
ChrisKochmanski
HeadinHome
DrTom

That's 28, which is not bad at all for a "week 3"!
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Check out "The MOAT MEOW Mashup Pack" here. US$10 for 14 metas that don't always abide by the "rules" of the game: asymmetry, 2-letter words, uncrossed letters, who knows. And this time there's a mega-meta! :shock:
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Post by ChrisKochmanski »

Crossed! Stormed!

And reminded too of how lucky my life has been to never have faced a problem like that.
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#19

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After following some red herrings, I finally crossed the MOAT. Thanks Ben!
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#20

Post by MatthewL »

Finally! Moat crossed, castle stormed, problems solved (well, not all of them -- just this meta). Thanks for the puzzle, Ben!
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